borderlands-confessions:

“This series could be vastly improved by including the ability to take selfies.”

borderlands-confessions:

This series could be vastly improved by including the ability to take selfies.”

the-listening:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

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(via irl-rarity)

milestiden:

thegirlwiththedragonairtattoo:

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

There’s a tarp over the pool and some water has collected on top of it.

… oh

That’s disappointing compared to jesus cat.

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Let’s make Aradia the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

iicy2wag:

plushestrumpest:

kuurion:

parenyzia:

insanecapricorn:

the-way-dean-looks-at-cas:

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You guys do realize that the Supernatural fandom is real fucking close to making sure that dude in gym shorts is the most reblogged pic right?

HOW THE FUCK DOES A HOMESTUCK POST HAVE OVER 7M NOTES

We’re beating the Dean in gym shorts pic!

It’s at 7,867,609.

Aradia’s at 7,867,618.

it’s so close

am i defeating the purpose if i reblog both

11,771,052

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via th1ngsth4tm4k3m3h4ppy)

Send me a ✍ and a character and I’ll draw the character horribly on MS Paint.

(Source: iemasa, via tectonicrobot)

tiny-cherry-pie:

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

I LOVE THIS PERSON THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU WIN EVERYTHING

(Source: felixdawkins)

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

(via tatterdemalionvulpine)

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

50 Shades of How Did This Movie Get Approved 

(via tatterdemalionvulpine)

poetrymafia:

l-e-v-i-ackerman:

TITANS ARE ATTACKING YOUR TOWN, THE FIRST ITEM TO YOUR LEFT IS YOUR BATTLE WEAPON. COMMENT YOUR WEAPON THEN REBLOG!

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The tags on this thing…

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Then there’s my favorite:

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(via needsmoreexplosions)

ucanhavemysoup:

ladybols:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)

THAT WAS NO ALIEN THEY FOUND— THAT WAS A FUCKING HOUSE ELF.

Roosevelt School of Magic and Sorcery.

(via tiny-cherry-pie)

So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark…

feelsofacatlady:

glutenfreewaffles:

This man

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never

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lets anyone

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drive him.

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He literally

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is always

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the one in the drivers seat.

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He has a chauffeur 

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that he drives. 

And then I realized…

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There’s probably

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good reason

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for that. 

That went from shocking to funny to depressing in the span of 5 seconds

(via pahaperse)